The Texas Rangers were among the TOOTBLANiest of teams in 2013, piling up 74 on-base, non-force outs - which was good for third best in the league.
One of the main culprits was Ian Kinsler, whose 12 TOOTBLANs were shipped to the Tigers during the offseason.
Problem solved, right? Not quite. Elvis Andrus (12) was his partner in crime, and Texas signed Shin-Soo Choo, who had - you guessed it - 12 TOOTBLANs for the Reds last season.
Not to mention David Murphy getting caught stealing/tagged out at second on a walk (aka “The Cedeno”).